“I’ll take ‘Blindingly Obvious’ for $500, Alex”

Yesterday, we took the dogs to the groomers. The girl at PetsMart’s comment: “Dakota just has a lot of fur.”
Really? I had no idea.

I am extremely thankful for…

This:
Ann Coulter’s Jaw Wired Shut: Report
I sooo wish I could take credit for this. I wonder who she finally pissed off enough that they clocked her. Any ideas?

Pussy control aka The Artist Formerly Known As Relevant

Dear Prince:
I want my money back, you fucking ¢&^†.

A kick-ass bitch

Did you all know that A Bitch has been nominated for a Kick-Ass award by 52nd City magazine? Well, now you do. It is well-deserved, indeed. But… wait a minute, let’s look a little further down that list, and we’ll find the name of the editor of the train wreck of a newspaper I worked [...]

How odd

I may have mentioned that I trained recently to be a literacy tutor. I had my first tutoring session today with my first student. In just one hour, I was amazed by his determination and intelligence, and wisdom. He has goals that I believe are ambitious but achievable, and I’m humbled by the fact that [...]

Today’s assignment

1. Read this.
2. If you voted for this abomination of an amendment, explain to me why I shouldn’t hate you with a hot, fiery passion and wish you were dead, which I do.
3. Die.
4. Go straight to hell, you miserable fucking piece of human trash.
Extra credit: E-mail me so that I may remove your name [...]