Me: (As Mike keeps pulling shirts out of a Kohl’s bag) How many shirts did you buy?
Mike: I really liked them. I think this one is my favorite. I really like the color. (holds up shirt)
Me: It has a huge cross on it!
Mike: What do I care? (In Joanna Barnes as Gloria Upson voice) I think religion is awfully decorative.
June 8, 2009...6:11 pm
If the shirt fits
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June 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
In my defense … it’s a really cute shirt!
http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/youngmens/shirts/graphictees/skate/PRD~476089/Austus+Royal+Guard+Tee.jsp#
See … not a word in the description about the crucifix on the front. “Royal Guard Tee”. Hah!
I hope I get a designer handbasket for my big trip.
–Mikey
June 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I love Kohl’s.
June 11, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Genius!
“And I stepped on the crucifix! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another crucifix—and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly.
“Well, it was just ghastly.”
June 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm
“Well it WAS amusing!”
June 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
“I hope I get a designer handbasket for my big trip.”
I love Mikey.